... just don't stab your sister.
... you didn't eat any breakfast? Well, hurry up and grab some cookies and get in the car.
... I don't care what you are doing, as long as I'm not involved.
... fine don't wear your coat, you'll be freezing cold in two minutes. Don't come crying to me.
I think I need my darling husband to come home. We've been missing him, and I'm afraid the kids are going to be savages if he doesn't get back soon to balance things out here. Our "good cop/bad cop" routine doesn't work when the "good cop" is gone.