Monday, February 2, 2009

Things I can't believe I said today...

... just don't stab your sister.

... you didn't eat any breakfast? Well, hurry up and grab some cookies and get in the car.

... I don't care what you are doing, as long as I'm not involved.

... fine don't wear your coat, you'll be freezing cold in two minutes. Don't come crying to me.

I think I need my darling husband to come home. We've been missing him, and I'm afraid the kids are going to be savages if he doesn't get back soon to balance things out here. Our "good cop/bad cop" routine doesn't work when the "good cop" is gone.


  1. And then there's the legendary, "I hope you have a child just like you one day."

    Ahem. Makes me think. . .

  2. this is hilarious Nadia! I say those things even when my husband IS in town! Then I try to act like I never said them the next day when they ask for cookies for breakfast! "why would I let you have cookies for breakfast, NO YOU CAN'T! are you crazy!" I am keeping my fingers crossed that there won't be any residual effects of my lazy parenting style!